Knock knock Who's there Knock knock WHO'S THERE "Starts putting up hand sighs"
I dont shut up I grow up and when I see you I throw up.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Mommy mommy! Are we liars? Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that.
Mommy mommy! Are we dragons? Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Mommy mommy! Are you an archer? Shut up and keep the apple on your head still.
Mommy mommy! Are we Drug dealers? Shut up and cut the coke.
Mommy mommy! Do we own a sweatshop? Shut up and keep sewing.
Mommy mommy! Are we Janitor’s? Shut up and pass me the mop.
Mommy mommy! Are we Bank robbers? Shut up and pass me the note.
Mommy mommy! Are we Were-wolfs? Shut up and comb your face.
Mommy mommy! Are we Vampires? Shut up and drink your soup before it clots.
my mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. i didnt know what she doing but she grab my cock and started sucking. then i found out on porn she was doing deep throat. a couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, i thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. i cried for 5 hours. luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?" "Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist so I mounted up and screwed her senseless." "Oh, so you're here to get neutered?" "Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
If you have a GF/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say "Your short lemme add some inches"
Mom shut up me I don't shut up I grow up when I look at you I throw up
One day at school little Jhonny was not listening so the teacher came up to him teacher: at the end of this ruler is someone dumb ,little Jhonny: miss which end where you referring to?
Best pick up line EVER.
there is a app on your phone called ringer go into it there is a 12 to 15 digit number enter that into my phone my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer
up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11
