Ugliness Jokes

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.

They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!

You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!