Ugliness jokes

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.