New Ugliness Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

ur mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

TJ hair line so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”