Ugliness jokes
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?