Ugliness jokes

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."