U-turn jokes
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
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When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
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They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
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Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
