U-turn jokes
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
