U-turn jokes
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
