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11 views · LoserIsPro · 2 years ago

When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.

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    31 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

    Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

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    16 views · ☻I•SAID•NICE•RECTUM☻ · 8 years ago

    How do you turn a baby into a dog?

    Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!

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