I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
Q: who are the fastest readers? A: twin tower victims they got 80 stories in ten seconds
why were the twin towers mad, cause they ordered pepperoni but instead they got...... Plane
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds
what is the difference between the twin towers and feminism, the twin towers were destroyed by terrorists while feminism was created by terrorists
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning
A: Because it has better reflexes than the twin towers
Whats the twin towers favorite minecraft biome? A plains biome
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
Why is the tower of pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the twin towers
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
“Twins sitting in class” Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .
A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead
the twin towers are like angry birds in real life.
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏
