Twins Jokes

I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"

"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"

Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

Q: who are the fastest readers? A: twin tower victims they got 80 stories in ten seconds

why were the twin towers mad, cause they ordered pepperoni but instead they got...... Plane

Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?

They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds

Whats the twin towers favorite minecraft biome? A plains biome

Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning

A: Because it has better reflexes than the twin towers

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Why is the tower of pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the twin towers

What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none

What did the lawyer name his twins?

COURTney and CASEy.

Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash

A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.

"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.

"Denise."

"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"

"Tom Junior."