Twins jokes

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.

This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"

His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.

Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.

Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

The twins are falling down.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.