Twins jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.