Twins jokes
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.