Twins jokes

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?

They like pepperoni, not plane!

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?

Once they're gone, they never come back.

I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.