Twins jokes

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Smash or pass the Twin Towers?

Planes: Smash

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?

Once they're gone, they never come back.

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.

What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-A-Likes.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.