Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Twins Jokes
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
