Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet. Your mom's the twin towers and I am the pilot!
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city
-well that was a blow up
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? What's there gone they never come back.
I feel like the twin towers, I’m broken
(pick-up line) if ur tits are the twin towers...... can i be ur osama
2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them
If you have a twin sister do you have the same name? Only if you’re mom and dad give you the same name
the twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza but they were pissed as all they got was plane
Why was the twin towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What does Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common
they both walk over the twin towers
What's the difference between the twin towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years
i loved the twin towers its a shame my dad dident
When you're working in the twin towers but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Why at the two friends like the twin towers?
They fell apart.
why are the twin towers mad? they ordered burgers but what they got was plane
what did one twin say to the other? watch out for the plane!
I heard that the twin towers have some plane dna
