Twins jokes
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!