Twins jokes
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.