Twins jokes
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.