Twins jokes
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Memes
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. ๐
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Whatโs similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they donโt come back up.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.