Twins jokes
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.