Twins jokes
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.