The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane. ( courtesy of my bff)
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the twins towers .
Why were the twin towers upset? They ordered domino’s but got jets
Why were the twin towers mad? They ordered pizza but all that got was plane
The twin towers are like water bottles
it's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kbe Bryant They both can crashing down
yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
whats the difference between a dad and the twin towers the twin towers went black and never came back and the dad was black and just didn't come back
What type of pizza did the twin towers order? Plain
Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
twin towers? no jenga!
the twin towers remind me of an emote....bing,bang,boom.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the twin towers.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the twin towers Smash (Get it) 9/11
Why were the twin towers mad..... cause they bought a pepperoni pizza but they got plane
why were the twin towers disappointed they asked for a pepperoni pizza and all the got was a plane
Why were the twin towers mad? Because the ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plain
