Twins jokes
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."