A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Twins Jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. ๐
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
Whatโs similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
