Twins jokes

Brother

    • Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

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    • Yo mama

    • Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

    Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

    Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

    Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

    Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

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    • System

    • Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.

    A drawing of a hydra with multiple heads. The text on the image reads: "Hydra System. The Hydra is simple, every 2 represents a 1. When a head is cut, its twin must lead the next 2 novice heads. This means when every weak point is exercised the weak spot is a new offense. The perfect system."
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    • Twins memes

    Body

    • (Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

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    • Plane

    • A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.

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    • Water Bottle

    • The twin towers are like water bottles.

    It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.

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    • Yo mama

    • Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

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    • Pizza

    • Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?

    They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.

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    • 9/11

    • What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

    Smash.

    (Get it?) 9/11.

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