Twins jokes
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Memes
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!