Twins jokes
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.