Twins Jokes

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well

The twin tower were like my parents... They never came back

Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Genders are like the twin towers, there used to be two but now it's just a sensitive subject

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

McDonalds And the Twin towers are alike McDonalds has a drive through and the Twin Towers has a fly through

Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?

Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"

An ugly arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.

The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins, Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"

The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice,"

If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them

Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling

A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza's, she was upset when she got two planes.

What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

When you're working in the twin towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi

So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies "Well for your daughter, Denise" "That's a nice name" comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies "Denephew".

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers