Twins jokes
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.