Twins jokes

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.

Who reads the fastest?

The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.

The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"

The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.

McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.

Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?

Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"

The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

Why were the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.