Twins jokes
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Type shit.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.