Twins Jokes

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well

The twin tower were like my parents... They never came back

Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

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i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.

Genders are like the twin towers, there used to be two but now it's just a sensitive subject

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

McDonalds And the Twin towers are alike McDonalds has a drive through and the Twin Towers has a fly through

Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?

Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"

Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling

If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them

A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza's, she was upset when she got two planes.

What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

When you're working in the twin towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi

So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies "Well for your daughter, Denise" "That's a nice name" comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies "Denephew".

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers