Twins jokes
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Memes
my new twin
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.