Twins jokes
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.