Twins jokes

9/11

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

Gender

The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.

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  • Twin Towers

    What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.

    Memes

    People

    Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

    Because they go down so well.

    Plane

    What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

    Plain

    Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

    People

    Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?

    They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

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  • Twin Towers

    Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

    Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

    Sister

    Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.

    Tower

    I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”

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