Twins jokes
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!