Twins jokes
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈