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What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”
Why didn't superman save the twin towers?......because he's a quadriplegic
Whats the Twin Towers most favourite band? Al Qaedirection.
What do the Twin towers and Murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort there twins. Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Genders are a lot like the twin towers there used to be two of them now it's a sensitive subject
Whats. The best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter
Because the twin towers collapsed.
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The Twin towers ordered dominos what did they get instead
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
Why was the twin towers mad? They want pepperoni but the instead they got plane
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what don't Rick astley and the twin towers have in common? One wont let you down while the other will.
What happens when you work in the twin towers. It connects to airplane wifi
What’s the difference between my mom and the twin towers my mom got hit by two cars the twin towers got hit by two planes
You know the twin towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team instead they just met the jets.
