Twins jokes
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.