Twins jokes

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

Obama has dih.

But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

The parents remember 9/11.

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.