Twins jokes
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."