Twins jokes
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!