Twins jokes
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.