Twins jokes
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.