Twins jokes

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Twin Towers

  • I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

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    Man

  • Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

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    Wife

  • My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

    Hand

  • What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

    What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

    What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

    What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

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    Homicide

  • I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

    Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

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    Victim

  • What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

    Both were owned by their own kind.