Twins jokes

Twin

What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.

Way

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Mom

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Tower

When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.

Twin Towers

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

Twin

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

Man

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Plane

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

Pizza

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

Brother

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.