Twins jokes
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.