Twins jokes
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.