Twins jokes
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ðŸ¤
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.