Twins jokes

Twin Towers

Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!

Tower

When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.

Mom

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Man

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Twin

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

Twin

Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?

Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.

Twin: Not funny, dude.

Sibling

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

Twin Towers

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

Lady

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭