Twins jokes
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: š
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. š
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. š¤
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...