Twins jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ðŸ¤
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. ðŸ˜
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.