Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Twins Jokes
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ðŸ¤
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
