Twins jokes

Girlfriend

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Tower

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

β€œI guess we are going down together!”

Ground Zero

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Twin Towers

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Difference

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

Spongebob

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Parent

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Dad

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Twin Towers

How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Emoji

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.

Twin

One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.