Twins jokes
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.