Twins jokes
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Flappy Bird in 2001
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.