Twins jokes
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...