Twins jokes
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
βI guess we are going down together!β
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears π
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.