Twins jokes
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.