The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Twins Jokes
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
