Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Twins Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
