Twins jokes
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.