Twins jokes
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.