Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Twins Jokes
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
