Twin jokes
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.