Twin jokes
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
The twins are falling down.
Flappy Bird in 2001
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
"I’m coming for you two!"
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.