I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What’s the twin towers favorite kind of pizza A:Plain
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their twin towers
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa? The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
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