Twin jokes
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.