For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
