Twin jokes
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Type shit.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."