Twin jokes
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.