What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
