Twin jokes
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.