Twin jokes

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered Dominos and got Jets.

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.