Twin jokes
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.