Twin jokes
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.