Twin

Twin jokes

Pencil

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

Billy Bob

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

Teeth

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

Brotha

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Citizen

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

Triplet

Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?

Because they were triplets!

Guy

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Jet

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

Bet

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.