Twin jokes
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.