Twin jokes
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."