Twin jokes
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.