Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
