Why the twin towers are mad
They ar like pepeporonie and cheese as a plane
Are you the Twin Towers because you made my heart explode
When we told twin towers to put on airplane mode we didnt mean a real airplane
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa? The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes
What was the colour of the wall paper in the twin towers?....plane
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their twin towers
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the twin towers he will pop up. Also, my moms great grandpa killed Hitler
I had sex with twins, well I think it was twins all my rage victims look alike
Whats tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan.
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all
what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.
So at school there are these twins at my school so I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them once I realized I why it felt so wrong to do it I had already threw them I hit the north then the south one.
The only thing brighter then my cuter is the fire on the twin towers
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
Children in the twin towers be like: Look mum its a plane!!!
There were two two twin brothers Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girl friend while Lucas stayed single. A few weeks later Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe I know we're twins but I'm Marcus and that's Lucas you were kissing." and his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the twin towers
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
