Twin jokes

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

Why did the Twin Towers fall?

They collapsed because of the heat.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

The twin towers are like water bottles.

It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.

The Twin Towers.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.