Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
