You know why the twin towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable that a pentagon
the twin towers traded planes with Afghanistan only thing is Afghanistan got scammed
I had sex with twins, well I think it was twins all my rage victims look alike
I like sucking the twin towers off but then i forgot dad already finished the job.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers ?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on
The only thing brighter then my cuter is the fire on the twin towers
what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.
So at school there are these twins at my school so I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them once I realized I why it felt so wrong to do it I had already threw them I hit the north then the south one.
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
Children in the twin towers be like: Look mum its a plane!!!
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
Holly shit there's so many yo mama jokes Heres mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the twin towers Yo mama so old that she has jesus's autograph Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her Yo mama so dumb that she thought rocket league was a competition between kids in wheelchairs
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the twin towers
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
What did the twin towers say to the plain ?
