Twin jokes
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.