Twin jokes
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!