Twin jokes
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.