Twin

Twin Jokes

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.

When the airplane saw the twin towers, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it guess we will go through it."

So this is how I got divorced. On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum and my 2 kids 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!