Twin jokes
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"