Twin jokes
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---