Twin jokes
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."