Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
Whats the difference between your mum and the twin towers i would smash the twin towers
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What this the difference between the twin towers and Elton John Elton John is still standing
"I’m coming for you two!"
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
throw a few paper airplanes at the twin's in your class see if they fall
