Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet
They betted $100 that they wonโt crash when they went through the twin towers
Why was the twin towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the twin towers Smash (Get it) 9/11
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
Whats the difference between your mum and the twin towers i would smash the twin towers
your face is horrific like the state of thw twin towers
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
your hairline so bad it went down like the twin towers
what do the twin towers and angry birds' pigs have in common? they always getting hit.
What this the difference between the twin towers and Elton John Elton John is still standing
What does a terroist do when they see a twin They fly a plane at them
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
The twin towers ordered a sesame bagel, they got the plane one instead.
I hit on the twin towers. they were hot
An ugly arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins, Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice,"
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
throw a few paper airplanes at the twin's in your class see if they fall
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash heโs last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
How ironic is this ?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers
