Twin jokes
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.