Twin

Twin jokes

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"

"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."

The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"

The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."

"What about the boy?" the woman asked.

The doctor said, "Denephew."

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.