Twin jokes
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
"I’m coming for you two!"
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.