Twin jokes

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.

The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"

The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?

JENGA!!!!

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.