Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. ๐
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! ๐ฎ You could say they dialed that correctly.
