Twin Towers jokes
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Ur next.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.