Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

Design

Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?

A: No, what happened?

Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!

Kid

Kid: “What happened to Dad?”

Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”

Tower

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

Work

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

People

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

Brother

Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

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  • Pilot

    Who reads the fastest?

    The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.

    Plane

    I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

    He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

    Plane

    In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.

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  • People

    Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.

    People

    I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

    He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    People

    I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

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  • Mind

    What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

    Their ankles.

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  • People

    Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

    Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

    Morbid jokes

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.

    Receptionist

    A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

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