Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
911
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why was the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
A guy walks into a mosque ... then blows up.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes but they all just crash and burn.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
pussi
your mum
dick
9/11
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
your mom
I'm Gay
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
