Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.

The twin towers are like water bottles.

It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.

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  • I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”

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  • What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

    Two large planes!

    Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

    They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

    I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

    On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

    What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.

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