Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

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What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

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Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.