Twin Towers jokes
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Frère l'été ici!
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"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.