Twin Towers jokes
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Frère l'été ici!
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"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.