Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.

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  • Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?

    A: No, what happened?

    Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!

    Famous last words.

    Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

    It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

    I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

    Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

    Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

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  • Who reads the fastest?

    The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.

    I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

    He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

    I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

    He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

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  • What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

    Their ankles.

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