What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers? A: No, what happened? Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Kid: “What happened to dad?” Mom: “he flew into the twin towers.”
Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
BUTTHOLE
Cancer
why were the people in the twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plane
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
