Twin Towers jokes
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Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.