Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

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  • Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.

    The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.

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  • How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.

    The twin towers are like water bottles.

    It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.

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  • I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”

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  • What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

    Two large planes!

    Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

    They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

    I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.