Twin Towers jokes
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.