Twin Towers jokes
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
it was just a prank bro.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
I'm Pickle Rick!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
I gotta do terrorist :)