Twin Towers jokes
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. π
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.π
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
it was just a prank bro.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! π€£π€£π€£π€£
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
I'm Pickle Rick!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.