Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.