Yo mama's so fat when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show I waited and when she finally passed by Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Pecock
British tv:๐ฅ Italian tv:๐บ
Why can't orphans play baseball, they donโt know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: Iโm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because Iโm a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itโs like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itโs not like they can tell their parents.
Whatโs an orphanโs least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the canโt see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they donโt know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying "This isn't working". I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine
what are emos fav tv show theme song?
Bablade Bablade let it rip!
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
TV Darth Vader :I'm your father
Orphans: yea
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
My orphan terrorist freind is on the tv..... i think he blew up
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening. "Sure honey! If you suck my dick! So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!" "Oh yeah, I forgot" says the father "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Whats the worst TV rseries for orphans?
Family Guy
what does michael jackson and a tv have in common. they both get turned on by kids.
