Turkish jokes

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

What are some red flags?

Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.

What do you call a Turk eating turkey?

A cannibal.

What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?

Turkish.

Who's Joe?

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.