Turkish jokes
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Who's Joe?
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
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Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!