Turkish jokes
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of working girls. Call girls. Hookers. Prostitutes. And the association is a long one, going back to the very earliest legends which place St. Nick as a Greek bishop in Myra, Lycia in what is now the Turkish Mediterranean - three centuries after Christ.
Saint Nicholas is notable primarily for giving secretly to the poor, and supposedly the first to benefit were three young ladies whose poor father couldn't afford wedding or dowry to marry them off - destining them instead to a life of prostitution. St. Nick supposedly threw a bag of gold through the window to pay for the wedding but, by the third attempt, the poor father was watching to determine the identity of the anonymous benefactor. Santa outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of coins down the chimney.
So, whenever you see Santa, he always travels with his three favourite sex workers - who seemingly never grow old. On a quiet, still Christmas night you can even hear him call them.
Ho! Ho! Ho! And to all a good night.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Who's Joe?
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
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Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!