Turkish jokes
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Who's Joe?
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"