Turkish jokes

What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?

Turkish.

What are some red flags?

Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.

What do you call a Turk eating turkey?

A cannibal.

Who's Joe?

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"