Newest Trip Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

My mom when i was younger

Me when my kid trips over the toy
I asked him to pick up 100 times.

joe mama so fat when she got sturdy she tripped on her shoelaces fell on her face and fell down 2 floors

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on roblox .-.

The trıp from your eyebrow to your hairlıne costs 6000$.

Guys, it isn what we thou-

MESSAGES
illuminati
Don't fing move
X
-48
Tweet
What if the air we breathe is really
a drug that makes us see a dazed
version of the world but when
people take real "drugs" and trip
they see the real world and that's
why they're illegal
now

im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No because they already are on one

What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls

What did the orphan say to his parents? I'm tripping balls right now

so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a fiend trip u know why Parent signature:_________

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"

There are 3 men: an American, a French and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane. The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty", the French says: "We are in France I touched the Eiffel Tower", the Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"

A fireman a policeman and a carpenter went on a fishing trip, the fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers and they are half brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father but they are not brothers, how is this possible?

Leave you answer in the comments the answer will be reviled in 24 hours.

why do orphans hate school no field trips parent signature_____________

Your hairline so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back

once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents we're taken so her shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: Can I play with your bellybutton my mom always let's me when we camp. So the teacher says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher says: Woah Woah Woah that's not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says: Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.