Tree

Tree Jokes

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later? I said yea I was gonna hang there

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple. The kid just hangs there.

Q.What hit the ground first when falling out of a tree a leaf or a emo kid? A. Leaf there is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.

What’s the difference between a leaf and a emo kid falling out of a tree-the leaf reaches the ground

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her