Tragedy jokes
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
I rate you a 9/11.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.