Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.