Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.