Tragedy jokes
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy