My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
