Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car
What do you describe titanic as? ...broken...
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
when you accidently choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that its your sister so who gives a f..k
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
How did the orphan die
Of sadness
My uncle died in the 9-11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. my dad was a great pilot!
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
what was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
their ankles.
lololol get it they fell from like 100 feet
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
