Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. πŸ’€

McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.

*School shooting happens.*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*

American student: "First time?"

Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"

American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy