Tragedy jokes
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.