A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
My granddad died in Ausschwitz in ww2........... He fell from a tower
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny
Heres why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening, and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit...)
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar just kidding he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
my dad died in 9/11. he was such a good pilot
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
Nobody :
Titanic : sYnCccCc
Iceberg : yAaaYeEee
People : yAaanOooO
Ocean : fUuudD
When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
