Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
it was just a prank bro.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
