What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
the orphan asked a genie to become batman then he went home and saw his parents dead
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at jenga
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11
One is a drive through the other is a fly through
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
How old are 911 victims ? There toddlers here come the airplane!
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"
9/11 was like the 4th of july. It was very bright in the skies
Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are Dead.
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
