Tragedy jokes
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Orphan joke.
Kms.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I am the orphan joke.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."