Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.

“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”

The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.

“It’s really not your day, is it?”

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost two towers!

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.