These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Boom, it went.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Whats the differnce between a Mcdonalds and the twin towers? Mcdonalds has a drive-Thru
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
