Tragedy jokes
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.