Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
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The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
