What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11 ... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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