Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Boom, it went.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11 ... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
