Tragedy jokes
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Orphan joke.
Kms.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏