How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
God my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad? The ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
People in 1912: The titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: hold my beer
Kobe would still be alive if he would’ve gone to jail for raping that girl.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
