Tragedy jokes
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Orphan joke.
Kms.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.