Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.