Why didn't Sally get home from work.
She got hit by a bus
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head
-JFK
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
What type of jam can you not eat? Traffic jam
Kids in the backseat make accidents and accidents in the back seat make kids.
chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, "there is a zebra crossing up the road", he said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am".
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike.
Runover.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
Yo mama is so slow when she stepped on the HI way they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What did the green light say to the red light - don't look I'm changing
What did one traffic light say to the other. Stop looking I am changing
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
