Tower jokes

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.