Tower jokes
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
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U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.