Tower

Tower jokes

Plane

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Government

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Pencil

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

Memes

Plane

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

Billy Bob

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

Teeth

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

Brotha

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Citizen

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

North

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."