Tower jokes

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?

Cause it was plain.

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.