Tower jokes

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?

Cause it was plain.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."