Tower

Tower Jokes

Billy Bob

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

Teeth

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

Brotha

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Citizen

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

North

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

Guy

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Chess

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

Jet

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

Arab

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.