Tower jokes
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What were the webs?
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"