Tower jokes
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Memes
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.