Tower jokes
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Memes
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.