Tower jokes
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Memes
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.