Tower jokes

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?

In trouble!

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

What were the webs?

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"