Tower jokes
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.