Tower jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"