Tower jokes
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Memes
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.