Tower jokes
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Two towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!