Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What is the differents between 9/11 and rickroll the twin towers gave up and let down
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
