Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
You know I used to call my dogs balls the twin towers until they came rumbling down
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga
what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
Twin towers? No plane, plane targets
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
what flavour of pizza did the twin towers order.... Plane
Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed
what did the pilots say before crashing into the twin towers....we cant go over it we cant go under it we go through it
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
I would like to die like my islamic father, in his sleep. But not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane
What did the twin towers say to each other
Sorry if that offended anyone
“I guess we are going down together”
are you the twin towers I cant stand you
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
Why was the twin towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Your mummy so tall she uses the Effiel tower is a dildo