Tower jokes
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!