Tower jokes

These are as weak as the towers.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

Why can't America play chess?

There are missing two towers.

Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!

It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Why can’t Americans play chess?

They lost 2 towers.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”