Tower jokes
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.