Tower

Tower jokes

Pilot

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

Terrorist

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Bagel

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

Memes

Girl

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Time

As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.

It's a great way to pass the time.

Father

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

Chess

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

Twin Towers

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.