What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
What's were the twin towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni yet plane arrived!!!
These are as weak as the towers
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
