Tower jokes

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Why are Americans so bad at Chess?

They're missing two towers.

What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...

Plane.

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.

It's a great way to pass the time.

Why did the plane cross the sky?

To hit the Twin Towers...

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

How do blondes play real-life Jenga?

By stacking humans.