Tower jokes
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Memes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔