What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
These are as weak as the towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
