Tower jokes
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Memes
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!