Tower

Tower jokes

Player

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

Eye

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Gravity

Twin Towers

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

Board

Twin Towers

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

Ground Zero

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Spongebob

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Parent

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Difference

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

Tattoo

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Dad

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Ball

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.