Tower jokes
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Tilted Towers is gone.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.