Tower jokes
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Memes
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!