Tower jokes
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.