Tower jokes
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Memes
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...