Tower jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
These are as weak as the towers.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Memes
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.