Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
