Tower jokes
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Memes
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.