Tower jokes
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
He was so close but so far
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.