Tower

Tower jokes

Twin

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Twin Towers

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Player

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Memes

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

Eye

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Car

Twin Towers

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

Bagel

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Ground Zero

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Spongebob

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Parent

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Difference

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

Tattoo

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!