A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
i hate when ppl make jokes ab the twin towers. my dad died on 9/11 he was a great pilot
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
