Tower jokes

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.

What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.

Read the name.

Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?

A: Plain.

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

U.S.A: No Queen?

England: No towers?