What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
When the two tower ordered pizza all they got was plane
what flavour of pizza did the twin towers order.... Plane
Whats the Twin Towers most favourite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers ?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
i hate when ppl make jokes ab the twin towers. my dad died on 9/11 he was a great pilot
What do the Twin towers and Murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of piza but they lost there balance and fucked it
The Twin towers ordered dominos what did they get instead
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Why were the twon towers mad? Because they ordered three peperoni pizzas and one came plane, the ither came late, and the lther one went to the wrong address.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
