Tower jokes
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.