Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
