Tower

Tower jokes

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

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  • The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

    What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

    "We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

    Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

    What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

    The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

    Wow, that was explosive!

    Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

    Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

    The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

    Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

    I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.