Worst Jokes Ever
Dolly (DYM 79).
"Gwen, can we talk..."
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Hey, Alya.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
I’m back, bitches!
Why is this a category?
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!