Worst Jokes Ever
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
What is this anyway?
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
What do you call a room with no doors?
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹