Worst Jokes Ever
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.
I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵
LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA
I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.