Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.