Worst Jokes Ever
A burrito walked off a building.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
Two towers.
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Riley Styler :)
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Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
I ass big ass you :-)
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.