Worst Jokes Ever
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Nosy.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Fart <3
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Vote for Kris!
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
Ur mom gay dab.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
What is a monkey with a head?
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?