Worst Jokes Ever

Why can’t the orphan tell on people?

Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!

You know who else has dementia?

Comments for answer.

Sam from Bow.

Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.

Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.

Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.

Ashton Parkes.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

This website is a joke.

Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.

Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!

Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

Aahhhhhh!

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?

Donald Grump.