Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Drama queens be like: =- (
I gun give money.