Worst Jokes Ever

Your (DYM 13).

Mom! (DYM 14)

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

Heyy.

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"

"Prince, where are you?"

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?

Prince, can we please chat?

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"

Kid: Your mom!

Orphan: (cries)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Bababooey.

Doin (DYM 12)?

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.