Worst Jokes Ever
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
"freshfry talk to me!"
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Out (DYM 75)
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Big (DYM 78).
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Alya and freshfry.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Like (DYM 82).
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Prom (DYM 85).
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
your (DYM 59)
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!