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My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

Tell your teacher this: I passed a test that took 60 minutes, it wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!

If I fall in love with my depression maybe it'll leave me too- (Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)

whats the difference between jesus and a picture frame..... it only took one nail to hang the picture frame.

Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back

One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.

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Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.

Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.

Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.

My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.

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When my girlfriend broke up with me I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back

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My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.

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Dad: how was your trip to the park? Daughter: it was good until the man came along. Dad: *gasps* whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened? Daughter: he made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off... Dad: oh God, what next? Daughter: Nothing, that was it. Dad: oh, come on! that wasn't exciting, make something up!

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I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)